here's where i go to cry

  1. Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
  2. The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
  3. Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
  4. New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
  5. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
  6. Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
  7. State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
  8. Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
  9. Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
  10. All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
  11. Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
  12. Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  13. Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  14. Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
  15. Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
  16. Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
  17. Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
  18. Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
  19. The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
  20. A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
  21. Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.
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